Friday, August 24, 2007

what has been mankind's greatest invention?

The aeroplane?
Space travel?
The computer?
The internet?
Drugs?
The i-phone?
Major League Baseball?
Labiaplasty?
The A-bomb?

No, no, no, and no.


The greatest invention is the vigorous hot shower.

...something I have not been able to experience lately, due to the petty whims of a lazy and probably micro-penised building superintendent. I am thinking of moving to New Jersey. Seriously.

Or maybe I should go back to Arizona, from whence I came.

3 comments:

copyranter said...

I don't know. The cat tree is up there...as is the Frisbee®.

Moda di Magno said...

Is it possible for your roomie to reason with the micro-penised super? Or send the cat?

archeress said...

things haven't gotten to such a desperate point that the "roomie" has to get involved, but if it gets to that, i will take pictures.